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Hi to anyone who is looking at my page :) I hope you like it, though it is not very good. I would appreciate comments, whether good or bad, on how I could improve my site, or what you do or don't like about it. | ||||||||||||||||
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I have nothing much to do in these other parts where I have to write, so I guess I'll describe myself. I am 14 and am in the eighth grade. I live in Pittsburgh. I have brown hair and brown eyes, and am 5'1. Some music I like is pop, soft rock, classical, and some alternative. I like rollerblading, biking, swimming tennis, volleyball, guys, the net, playing with my dog, poetry, reading, writing to friends, listening to music, babysitting, creating webpages, anime, Sailor Moon. | ||||||||||||||||
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I'll try to be a little silly here, so I'll tell some jokes. I hope they're funny enough for you :) I'm always wearing hand me downs, I don't get stuff that's new. My mom won't take me shopping, I don't know what to do. The dresses always fit me, But the high heels give me blisters. It's not easy growing up, A boy with older sisters. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He slipped on a banana peel. Mr. Perkins, the Biology teacher at a junior college, asked this during class, "Miss Carr, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and name the conditions." Miss Carr gasped and said,"Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear about this,"and she sait down, red faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Mr. Pirrip and asked the same question. He, with composure, replied,"The pupil of the eye, in dim light." "Correct. And now, Miss Carr, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment. What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on a wall? Art. | ||||||||||||||||
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